Top Ten Reasons for Joining Schlau Krieg

10: We need more members

9: We will become stronger than VAK, FEAR, RAT, etc.

8: If you join SOON you can become the highest open position

7: You CAN have your own Starship!! (Custom Designed, named, and registered!!!)

6: It truly is fun.

5: You can become an elite-task force member.

4: You can recieve specialized training

3: hello6130 is a very generous promoter

2: We have the strongest space navy around

1: You have amazing potential... we can make you into the best you can be